Friday, April 27, 2007

hedonistic job

I don't know if that's the correct spelling in the title. anyway, I just thought that I have one of the most hedonistic job for a men. Court lawyer. I get a lot of fighting, a lot of competition and a lot of money. (with women and alcohol on top) And then I thought, "what is the most hedonistic female job?". I think that would have to be Pornstar. That's it! What women like the most: a lot of sex with a lot of men, a lot of money, and a hell lot of attention.
So, I'm pretty sure that as a women i would have been a kind of successful, almost celebrity, porn-star.

Story inspired by the life as a porn star of Mrs. Jeniffer Stone. Very enriching and educative interview on the Spice Channel, deep in the middle of the noon. (I want to wave here to all the people that made possible pornTV during the day. I have been tired of all the people staring at my eyesore after watching porn all night).
Jennifer is from our beautiful country Romania, witch is some-how on the left side and a bit higher than Iraq. On the map. She has a blog just like this and now she is pursuing his American dream, where else, in America. May she represent us proudly there. Amin!

disclaimer: On her blog you will find that her birthplace is near Prague. If that's so, why she speak so good in Romanian. Anyway, I think that if she said near Pascani it would have been very confusing for her regular audience.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

mother fucker

ia zi ma! in calitate de cel mai bun prieten al tau, calitate pentru care trag de sase-sapte ani din greu, am dreptul sa o fut pe ma-ta? stai ma nu te ambala ca e o intrebare mai mult principiala, oricum nu e genul meu. nu ma, nu e urata, nu asta am vrut sa zic. sa imi bag pula daca pot sa discut ceva serios cu tine.
o fut teoretic. ce zici? de ce nu ma? care-i treaba? ei o sa ii placa mai mult ca sigur. plus ca nu sunt unul de pe strada sau un jegos de instalator. cu ce te-ar putea racai pe tine? hai, inteleg sa fii suparat daca il fut pe tac-tu. ca asta il demitizeaza in ochii tai, dar pe ma-ta poate sa o complimenteze, sa o potenteze ca femeie. sa o faca sa para dezirabila, sa o infloreasca.
singura explicatie ar fi ca esti gelos. pe bune. avea dreptate her Freud. ai fi vrut sa o futi tu. tot teoretic, bineinteles. hai ca asa e da-te-n oedipula mea.

unitatea s-a mutat pe serverul de vis-a-vis

dar e inca in renovare. cand va fi gata (ceea ce presupune ca trebuie intai sa ma apuc) va fi ca o galerie cu poze, intr-o prezentare mai coerenta si mai usor de rasfoit. pe blog e cam greu sa sapi dupa poze.
ce fac atunci cu blogul? pai ramane ca un loc pentru defulari virtuale, mai cu poze mai fara, dar altfel. ce a fost pus, ramane, ca si asa mi-am luat capace ca am sters unele posturi.
asa ca sa purcedem la un nou inceput. cu totii adoram schimbarile. cel putin pana ne prindem ca nu sunt asa bune cum le asteptam. but who cares?